Ferchi

When I ask what horrors he's thinking up for this, he tells me in a hurt voice that my questions "are not polite". Coming from the Beast, this strikes me as a bit rich.School life is sent up nicely. The ghastly headmaster (The Shank) "had a wart like a rice crispy on the side of his nose", and the School Counsellor, Ms Cassandra, ends every session by handing a pupil a leaflet on safe sex and telling them to be on their way.